Saturday 12 July 2008 :: by Thierry Gagnon

Master Chief Sucks at Halo, by Digital Ph33r

Before Arby ‘n’ the Chief, there was Master Chief Sucks at Halo. And boy did he ever!

Even if the Arbiter had yet to make it’s first on-screen appearance, these three Machinima comedy shorts from John Graham are just as hilarious (or even more!) as the more recent episodes.

As I mentioned in my review of the Arby ‘n’ the Chief series this peculiar series is like a mix of "Toy Story meets Halo and LOLCATS.

Master Chief is an action figure based on the main character of the Halo series of video games on X-Box. He likes to play video games all day but he is not very good at it. This doesn’t prevent him from believing he is the best player in the world. If he keeps losing, it must be because all the other players are cheaters or the game must be buggy...

Master Chief Sucks at Halo

"hello i am master chief llololollolollololllo"

Master Chief Sucks at Halo 2

“SUISIDE NOTE

in the event of halo 3 beta being tackin down I now dcidde 2 taek my own life b cuz left w/o halo is suxx0r

sry :(

sinserlie,
mastr cheef”

Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3

"omg I must be teh best halo 3 player in teh planet! 1"

Playin’ With the Chief

"Dude, this guy is f*cking crazy!!"

"Bad, bad Master Chief! No! No!"

A team of Halo 3 players are joined by a mysterious fourth player. Could this be the real Master Chief ?

This looks like an early experiment by the author. Not as funny as the other Master Chief videos, but still worth a look, if only to appreciate the evolution of the series.

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